Need Help Finding a Roommate?

A resourceful freshman has created a group on Facebook to help bring down that anxiety level.

You can find it here:
http://vassar.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9080776452.

Srsly?

Just a moment ago, I asked roommate B if he could take the pizza box from the pizza which he and roommate A went in on and then devoured last night to the garbage. Which is like literally probably 20 feet from our room.

His response: "WHHHHYYYYY? I mean, I had to ORDER it!"

God forbid he should have to walk 20 feet to throw out a PIZZA BOX.

This pizza box was on the floor between my bed and the door, being kicked around and getting grease everywhere.

My response: SERIOUSLY?

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