Sell the Vatican, Feed the World

Here's a nice video from Sarah Silverman:




She's so right..and so pretty! <3 Sarah Silverman

Ode to a Water Fountain

Oh water fountain on the fourth floor of Skinner:
How much I truly love you.
How much I truly appreciate you.
You never disappoint, oh water fountain of mine.

After long rehearsals
Or climbing endless flights of stairs
Or for anyone who ends up on the fourth floor
You are a beacon of refreshment, nourishment and hydration

Always so cold
Always so refreshing
And conveniently placed next to a heater, so in the winter,
I can warm up and drink your ambrosia all at once

As I drink from you, I am surrounded by wonderful music
Choir melodies, virtuostic violin exerpts, or moving jazz beats.
Of course, yours is the most perfect melody.
A mix of clarity, taste, and heaven.

Oh fourth floor water fountain:
I crave your sweet, sweet water.
Oh dearest fountain of perfection,
I wish you were closer to Cushing.

Words of Wisdom

Sorry! I've been slacking on a feature I've just started! =/

This week's Words of Wisdom come from none other than the President of our esteemed college, Cappy!

"Some people prefer dark chocolate, others prefer light chocolate. I prefer diamonds."

sprink.

UPDATE: Some people are concerned with this quote, and have asked for context. It was found here, at the 1:15 mark.

Words of Wisdom

This is a little feature I've decided I'm going to do, based on things I've read and ring true to me. Expect posts titled "Words of Wisdom" about once a week.

This week, the Words of Wisdom come from the book A Practical Handbook For the Boyfriend by Felicity Huffman and Patricia Wolff. I picked up this book back in May of '07 on a whim; I was shopping for my mom for Mother's Day and happened across it. When I saw who co-authored it (FELICITY HUFFMAN, Lynette on Desperate Housewives) I had to pick it up. This book contains many truths. However, the Words of Wisdom for the week is:

"A man's emotional checklist is pretty basic:

1. Am I hungry?

2. Am I sleepy?

3. Am I horny?

If he's content in all three areas, he's pretty much okay. A woman's emotional checklist reads more like a Russian novel. It's long, complicated, confusing, and you spend a lot of time trying to keep the characters straight."

xoxo
SPRiNKLES