Who naps with their blinds open?!

After my two-week long stay in the hospital with Toxic Shock Syndrome and a Staph infection and a near-death experience, vivalawhitegirl is back with Miss Abreves, because I might get too tired and fall asleep before I finish this post. we walked all over campus today running errands and we saw that our friends window was open and the blinds were up so we called his name and he was napping! what a silly goose.

anyway, the list. things we're gonna miss about vc.

r the g
hipster royalty
fucking up my stir fry
getting $7.50 for my $200 bio book
nicknames and the people who have them
lalala
free condoms
kid with cape
kid with leopard hair
cosmo story excerpt readings
kmg
dmn (the game and the person)
the m
christmas lights year round in a noncreepy way
boys with scruff
gossip girl/project runway gatherings
"hansel, he's so hot right now"
nuggets!

have safe trips home and have a great summer,
vivalawhitegirl

The List

miss abreves and i are back with this week's latest list: things that annoy hipsters. you know, the hipsters? who are so much better than you and dress better than you and you know, they don't care. secretly they know they're trying to be better than you but they'll never admit it. they're so nonchalant, you might not be able to tell if you're annoying them or not. try your best.

1. playing miley cyrus on the quad loudly
2. doing squats (their pants are too tight)
3. dont recycle
4. be carnivorous
5. tell them all the bad things that cigarette companies are doing
6. the beatles suck
7. be skinnier than them (which i will refer you to our previous list)
8. wear winter scarves more fashionably than hipster scarves
9. talk about made-up bands
10. wear sunglasses inside
11. get really really tan because pale is not the new tan
12. be better at super smash brothers... on n64
13. shave their bangs
14. buy expensive clothes and flaunt them like cheap ones
15. talk in abreves! (obvi)

don't annoy them too bad, their mafia will find you,
vivalawhitegirl and miss abreves

Skinny Girls

There are some obscenely skinny girls on campus. Like it's gross. You're not attractive. Get some meat on your bones. Me and Miss Abreves made a list of what you should eat:

Pizza with extra grease
Cheezburger with extra cheese
Sandwich with extra mayo, bacon, roast beef
Ice cream but NOT fro-yo
Mac n Cheese
Meatloaf
Steak
KFC
Deep fried oreos
Twinkies
Tacos
Nachos supreme
Whole milk
Milkshakes
Pork chops
Chocolate chocolate cake
Human flesh
Nuggets

Don't vom,
vivalawhitegirl