Anyone Else But You.

Hi! Hola! Ciao! Bonjour! Hallo! Γειάσου! こんにちは! 여보세요! Здравствулте! 你好!

Ok...so I don't really know how to say "Hi" in ALL those languages but who cares? Give me a break, you Kit Kat!

This is Chipmunk from RayRay saying "Hello" in more languages than is even needed.

So, I'm lazy (not really) and will not be writing a lovely little haiku (at least not today).... BUT (yes folks, there's a but) I will leave you with some fun little facts..... and yes, they're all related to sex because.... this is college and I'm a member of CHOICE....

---Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. Horny Bastards
---For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages. Wow.
---Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. yum....

P.S.- I hope you enjoyed these little facts.
P.P.S.- I got this info off the net. I do not own this info. Do not sue me if you somehow realize that eating large quantities of chocolate is nowhere near as enjoyable as sex....

Pace ed amore,
Chipmunk
RayRay (What?! What?!)