1. playing miley cyrus on the quad loudly
2. doing squats (their pants are too tight)
3. dont recycle
4. be carnivorous
5. tell them all the bad things that cigarette companies are doing
6. the beatles suck
7. be skinnier than them (which i will refer you to our previous list)
8. wear winter scarves more fashionably than hipster scarves
9. talk about made-up bands
10. wear sunglasses inside
11. get really really tan because pale is not the new tan
12. be better at super smash brothers... on n64
13. shave their bangs
14. buy expensive clothes and flaunt them like cheap ones
15. talk in abreves! (obvi)
don't annoy them too bad, their mafia will find you,
vivalawhitegirl and miss abreves
11 comments:
i dig the hipsters.
okay i love this one. not gonna lie.
SOOOO TRUE!!!
Miss Abreves and vlwg, you've outdone yourselves!!
XD
lyk omg i go to vass and i talk in abrevs coz talking lyk a normal person is lyk too hard.
fucking spare me.
i adore you.
LOL yes, I'd love to do all of these things and more, just to get back at them.
vivalaCLEVERRR!
"the worst part about people who don't get it is that they don't know they don't get it"
for people who are supposed to be representative of vassar's campus, that is a pretty fucking mean post!!
Plus, obvi (haha, abbrevs!!) we go to the gym and do lunges. HOW DO WE CONTINUE TO LOOK SO SKINNY IN OUR SKINNY JEANS!
seriously, not recycling will piss off a lot more people than just hipsters.
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