4.02.2008

You Are Correct, Sir; I Have No Sense of Humor

I have literally been ranting about the toothbrush thieves since I discovered that ALL THREE of my toothbrushes (yes, I have three, shut up) had been stolen at 8 AM. I'm not happy at ALL. For one thing, I'm completely obsessive-compulsive about oral hygiene and it was gross to have to go to my 9 AM with unbrushed teeth. For another, that's seven dollars - an hour of work for me at home! I want my seven dollars back. In fact, since they took three of them, I want $21.

And honestly? It was just the straw that broke the camel's back this morning. Almost fell apart crying in the bathroom. All because of a freaking lost toothbrush (or three). Okay, and maybe it was partly because I don't really have time to breathe right now, but that's why this was such an obnoxious, unnecessary prank. You can't just take EVERYONE'S shit. You don't know who can't afford to buy a new toothbrush right now, or who is so stressed that even losing their toothbrush might make them freak out.

HMPH. I HATE APRIL FOOLS.

NO xx
littleone

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

upon further reconsideration, i don't think i needed that semicolon in the subject line.

-littleone